1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Ayup

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? Taken

3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I'd probably say you were lying... or being way too nice.

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? yep

5: Are you interested in anyone right now? I'm married so duh?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Meh, nothing really

7: Do you want to be single? I'm not

8: Did you go out or stay in last night? Stayed in

9: How late did you stay up last night? ummm... 0230-0300?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? Yea, I realized when he asked me out... and then we started talking about marriage ^.^;

11: Last three things you had to drink? Water. dew and coke

12: Have you pretended to like someone? meh

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? once or twice

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? Ayup

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? depends on what they mean to me.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single? Nope

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? Eatting, chilling with the munchkin.

18: Hold hands with anyone this week? yep

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? Yeah, I could. Not a huge drinker anyway.

20: What would you name your future daughter? Raven Lynn

21: Do you miss anyone? Ayup

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? No

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? Nope

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? Yesh, very good at it when I want to be

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? Yesh

26: Who did you last see in person? My son and husband

27: Are you listening to music right now? Always xD

28: What is something you currently want right now? Of course

29: What is the last thing you said out lot? "... Why are you kicking the mommy?"

30: How is your heart lately? It's beating and healthy...

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? Occasionally

32: Are you wearing socks? nope

33: What do people call you? Martika, Marti, Llama...

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Ayup

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? Of course there are

36: Who did you last share a bed with? Tom

37: Did you do something bad today? not that I know of.

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? This morning

39: Do you get stressed out easily? Ayup

40: Will you sing today? Mhm

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Many, many times

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? Tom, Artie... that's it

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? Nope

44: What are you listening to right now? Ghost Hunters

45: What is wrong with you right now? Not that I know of

46: What is on your wrists right now? Nothing at all for once

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? Tigers shirt that belongs to the hubby.

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? Both xD

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? I do now and then, just because I'm horribly sappy like that

50: Are you a good artist? Pfft, no

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? Ayup

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? Kinda

53: Ever been on a golf cart? Yesh

54: Do you have trust issues? meh

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? Tom

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yep.

57: Do you use chap stick? Occasionally, but only when I absolutely have to use it.

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? Ayup... in front of a teacher too.

59: Do you have a little sister? No... Artie's older than me by like 2-3 months. lol

60: Have you ever been to New York? I've drove through it... does that count?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yep

63: What were you doing at midnight last night? Chilling with Tom, watching T.V.

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Kinda

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? There are 3-4 that can

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? Yesh

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? Yep

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? With someone

69: Will next Friday be a good one? Yep. Tom should have it off.

.... Why are there only 69 questions? lol

lets talk about sex baby

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?... Hmmm ive done on the first two so ill have to say on top of the dryer.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: amazing. It was drunk sex. Drunk sex is awesome.

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: i want to say the phantom but idk if hes even had sex... Soooo... The grave robber!

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: bitting my neck.

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: a dumpster...

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ my husbands sister almost walked in...

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: hmmm... Most may call me weird for this, but a knife being dragged across my skin.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:All of the above?

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: bitting.

10: Top or bottom? both

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] we were about to have sex but our son woke up

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Ones enough, but multiple is nice.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: nothing really..

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: ummm... Sugar tits...

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: the taste. The feel.

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: idk...

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]No. And idk.

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: if uour married, on bc or trying for a kid.

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Hmmmm.... Id have to say Lupu or Burchette...

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries.

21: How big is too big: is there such a thing?

22: One sexual thing you would never do: idk...

23: Biggest turn on: didnt you ask this already?

24: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, chest, shoulders

25: Worst possible time to get horny: with the parents around, or when hes at work... Or yhe babys awake.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: love it.

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: hmmm.... Idk... Theyve all turned out pretty good.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: idk.

29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: "are you sure youve never done this?"

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: trimmed.

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:Yes.

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" love me.

33: What your favorite part of your body: my chest.

34: Favorite foreplay activities: hmmm... Kissing, teasing.

35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing.

37: When was the first time you masturbated: idr.

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes.

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? a year ago ;)

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?Yes.

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? probably not.

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? ... My hand?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes.

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes.

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Thats a hard one. I cant choose just one...

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Bloody video games.

47: Most attractive celebrity? Theres alot...

48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? no. Just not my thing.

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 3 days

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Not that i know of

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Ignorince, cockiness.

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) yes. Im fine with them. And no. if they do they can kiss my ass.

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes. I love the way my husband taste.

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? love them.

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? idk. 

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Hmmm probably anything hot..

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? not really.

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)Yes, a vibrater. Its broken, damn dog.

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr/ Blog for a day? sure

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Depends on the surgery.... But most likely.

61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn star.

62: Do you watch porn? Not really.

63: How small is too small?idk. Never had that issue. Shouldny be asking if its in yet.

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yep. And I assume its because of who I am. Lol.

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?My husband. And ofc.

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure. Rachael and Tom enjoy talking to each other. ^.^

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? meh... Depends on what im wearing.

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Not really.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Id try it once. Lol.

70: Booty or Boobs? Boobs.

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? The enterprise.

72: Have you ever been on an official date? kinda.

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Sapphire rain.

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)Yes.

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Wouldnt shock me.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? Curious.

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? Masterbate, have sex, walk around with a boner, get a blowjob... See how bad it really hurts to be hit/kicked in the dick. Lol

1. Would you do something stupid if a friend dared you? Most likely

2. What is your favorite place to shop? Spencers... Or thrift shops

3. What do you want to do with your life after your education? Well, after i go back to college i want to be a massage therapist...

4. What is the farthest you've ever been from home? Georgia/florida. Im from michigan.

5. Name something you enjoy that others would consider childish. Theres a lot of things...

6. What would most people be surprised to find out about you? I was born with 2 extra fingers.

7. Where is your "happy place"? In my husbands arns holding my child.

8. Name something you've always wanted to do at the beach. Have sex on the beach/in the ocean XP

9. What do you fear most? Loosing my husband and child.

10. Have you ever bought anything from thinkgeek.com? No

11. What grade of school did you enjoy the most? hmmm... Thats a tough one. Both my junior and senior year of school were awesome.

12. If you were to name a kitten, what would you name it? depends on the kitten.

13. Are you currently dating the last person you kissed? yes.

14. If the world ended tomorrow, what would you regret not doing while alive? theres a few things.

15. Do you have a favorite season? yes.

16. What is your favorite memory from high school? Theres alot.

17. What is the most expensive thing you've ever bought someone for Christmas? A gerber.

18. Name something you wish you were better at. cooking.

19. If everyone over the age of 25 suddenly disappeared, what would you do? cry.

20. What phrase do you think best describes your personality? random.

21. How long do you spend in the shower? depends on how much time and hot water i have XD

22. What is one thing you'd regret? Hmmm... Not staying in contact with my sister when i first moved

23. What is the most honest thing you've ever done/said? Married my husband/tell him i love him.

24. When was the last time someone complimented you & what was it? Hmmm... I'd have to say Friday, a friend told me tom and I give her hope for the future and that im a good mom.

25. One thing I'd like to change for the new year is... .... I have no clue.

26. What is the earliest memory you can think of? Reading with my gma before bed.

27. If you were never going to see someone ever again, what would you tell them? depends on who it is.

28. Do you think your URL says something about you? yes.

29. What would be your ideal apocalypse scenario? (zombies, meteor, medical outbreak...) idk... Zombies? At least then I and my family have a fighting chance...

30. Do you currently have a favorite song? Any HIM song...

31. Where would be the most awkward place to run into an ex? hmmm... The ob?

32. Have you ever talked to someone on the phone/Skype/ooVoo past 2am? yes

33. Name a video game that you would recommend to a friend. The walking dead

34. Who can you always go to to give you a truthful opinion on something? my sissy.

35. Do you drink or smoke? yep.

36. What is your LEAST favorite Christmas song? Any played in November? Lol.

37. Have you ever done something you think was stupid in hindsight?Yep

38. Do you think anybody is thinking about you right now? Theres a few people... One maybe two for sure.

39. Do you like your current job? love it ;)

40. Name someone you wish you were right now. hmmm... Idk... I love my life....

41. Do you think that video games impact someone's social life? Yes.

42. Name something hidden in your room that you wouldn't want people to know about. Hmmm... Nothing really... I mean big whoop if they find my handcuffs...

43. Do you miss anyone right now? Yep.

44. What is the first thing you judge someone on (physical or mental)? Idk.... I guess how they act...

1. Are looks important in a relationship? To an extent, but so much more matters.

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes.

3. Are you a virgin? No.

4. Are you in a relationship? Married.

5. Are you in love? Yes.

6. Are you single this year? No.

7. Can you commit to one person? Yes. Its not hard when you love them.

8. Describe your crush. Hes sweet, caring, playfull, protective.

9. Describe your perfect mate. See above.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? That my friend is called lust.

11. Do you ever want to get married? Already am.

12. Do you forgive betrayal? ... Meh, depends on the betrayal

13. Do you get jealous easily? I can.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? yep.

15. Do you have any piercings? Yes.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Yes

17. Do you like kissing in public? yes.

20. Do you shower every day? at least every other day.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? i hope so since we're married.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Maybe.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes, ive been in one for four years.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I hope so. Pretty sure I will be.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?...

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yes.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? No.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? not to my knowledge.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Not really. Except maybe a boob job.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? no.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yes.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yep

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yep

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yep

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Ayup

41. Have you had sex so far this year? mhm. Just had it two hours ago. ;)

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Depends on the mood.

43. How long was your longest relationship? im still in it.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 6...

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012? One.


46. How many times did you have sex last year? Dont ask me to count XD

47. How old are you? 21

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?... Id flip out.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? his eyes. Smile. Laugh... Do i have to pick?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? The apology, yes. Though he and I are great friends now.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Ive given up on alot of people along time ago.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Not that i know of.

54. Is there someone you will never forget? yes.

55. Share a relationship story. hmmm... When i offically met my husband i kicked him in the nuts.....

56. State 8 facts about your body
1) i have hazel eyes
2) im short.
3) i had 12 fingers
4) i have stretch marks
5) pale-ish...
6) DD (you can make your own assumption on that)
7) size 6-7 feet
8) ummm... Im female XD

57. Things you want to say to an ex. Theres nothing to say.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1) humor
2) being sweet, just because you think I deserve it.
3) making me smile when im down.
4) always reminding me you love me.
5) just being you.

59. What do you look like?.... Medium length hair, hazel eyes, 5'4", 130 lbs....

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?hmmm... Idk... I guess me and my husband. He just turned 23, i turn 22 in sept...

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? their humor.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?... Hmmm... I guess it would be when my hubby gives me a massage and gently gropes me.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? intercourse...

64. What is your definition of cheating?... Sleeping with someone else, giving them things/attention should only give your s/o...

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Kissing, cuddling, groping... Just teasing eachother

66. What is your favourite roleplay? None

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?hmm... Nice diner, walk in the park/on the beach.

68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight

69. What turns you off? Arogant, close minded, controling, uncaring..

70. What turns you on? Sweet caring, biting, scratching, spanking...

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? thats for me to know.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? The norm. "yes, dont stop, oh god"

73. What’s something sweet you’d like  someone to do for you?... Hmmm... Id love flowers/gifts, simply bc they were thinking of me, or seen something that reminded them of me.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? hmmm... Humor i guess....

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Tom gets me stuffed animals every holiday bc he knows i have issues sleeping without him.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Idk....

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? As long as both are of legal age, happy, and consenting it doesnt matter.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?... If i told you it wouldnt be a secret now would it ^_~

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?.... I plead the fifth....

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? like 5 minutes ago.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?... Ummm... Celeberties or none celeberties? How about a mix of both?
1) my hubby.
2) randy orton
3) the undertaker (wwe)
4) gerard buttler
5) brad pitt .

82. Who is the last person you hugged? My husband

83. Who was your first kiss with? a kid named james....

84. Why did your last relationship fail?... Bc he wasnt good enough for me.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Idk.