lets talk about sex baby

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?... Hmmm ive done on the first two so ill have to say on top of the dryer.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: amazing. It was drunk sex. Drunk sex is awesome.

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: i want to say the phantom but idk if hes even had sex... Soooo... The grave robber!

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: bitting my neck.

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: a dumpster...

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ my husbands sister almost walked in...

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: hmmm... Most may call me weird for this, but a knife being dragged across my skin.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:All of the above?

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: bitting.

10: Top or bottom? both

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] we were about to have sex but our son woke up

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Ones enough, but multiple is nice.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: nothing really..

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: ummm... Sugar tits...

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: the taste. The feel.

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: idk...

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]No. And idk.

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: if uour married, on bc or trying for a kid.

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Hmmmm.... Id have to say Lupu or Burchette...

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries.

21: How big is too big: is there such a thing?

22: One sexual thing you would never do: idk...

23: Biggest turn on: didnt you ask this already?

24: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, chest, shoulders

25: Worst possible time to get horny: with the parents around, or when hes at work... Or yhe babys awake.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: love it.

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: hmmm.... Idk... Theyve all turned out pretty good.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: idk.

29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: "are you sure youve never done this?"

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: trimmed.

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:Yes.

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" love me.

33: What your favorite part of your body: my chest.

34: Favorite foreplay activities: hmmm... Kissing, teasing.

35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing.

37: When was the first time you masturbated: idr.

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes.

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? a year ago ;)

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?Yes.

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? probably not.

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? ... My hand?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes.

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes.

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Thats a hard one. I cant choose just one...

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Bloody video games.

47: Most attractive celebrity? Theres alot...

48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? no. Just not my thing.

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 3 days

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Not that i know of

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Ignorince, cockiness.

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) yes. Im fine with them. And no. if they do they can kiss my ass.

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes. I love the way my husband taste.

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? love them.

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? idk. 

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Hmmm probably anything hot..

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? not really.

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)Yes, a vibrater. Its broken, damn dog.

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr/ Blog for a day? sure

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Depends on the surgery.... But most likely.

61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn star.

62: Do you watch porn? Not really.

63: How small is too small?idk. Never had that issue. Shouldny be asking if its in yet.

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yep. And I assume its because of who I am. Lol.

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?My husband. And ofc.

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure. Rachael and Tom enjoy talking to each other. ^.^

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? meh... Depends on what im wearing.

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Not really.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Id try it once. Lol.

70: Booty or Boobs? Boobs.

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? The enterprise.

72: Have you ever been on an official date? kinda.

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Sapphire rain.

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)Yes.

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Wouldnt shock me.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? Curious.

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? Masterbate, have sex, walk around with a boner, get a blowjob... See how bad it really hurts to be hit/kicked in the dick. Lol